Who rides Specialized?

Gilbert Arenas, posted in the DC Sports Bog, how about that. But, Agent Zero....

...riding on the sidewalk?
...with big ole canister earphones?
...no helmet?
...on a bike a size or two too small?

No, no, no, no. Gil, please let us hook you up with a helmet. And once you get that fat new contract signed, we have a ride far more appropo for a max player, in stock, much closer to your size. Caron knows bikes, bring him along. gwadzilla likes it, and may be sad to see it go, but it's our shared civic duty to get Gil in shape to rain buckets on those lousy Celtics next season.